VM = Vince McMahon
BC = Brian Christopher

[ Vince McMahon enters the ring to a mixed reaction and seizes the microphone. ]

VM: Alright now... the moment we've all been waiting for. Brian Christopher...
    face the challenge you've been asking for. Get your sorry ass in the ring.

[ Brian Christopher's music starts playing and Christopher comes strutting to
  the ring with a BIG smile on his face. ]

VM: What's so funny, if I may ask ?

BC: Boy oh boy... you're in for the ride of your life. I think I have you all
    figured out.

VM: We'll see if there's any truth to that. What are your stipulations ?

BC: No, Vince... you go ahead and introduce the old imbecile I'm supposed to
    be wrestling. Oh... and maybe you should have him drink some Geritol first.

[ Brian Christopher breaks out into uncontrollable laughter. ]

VM: OK, Mr. Christopher... if you think that's so funny, then you're sadly 
    mistaken. Your opponent tonight is somebody that has held more titles than
    your old man has had groupies. This man is Ric Flair's superior in every
    aspect. This man is...

[ Hollywood Hogan's music is cued and Hogan strolls to the ring playing to 
  himself since the crowd doesn't seem to care. ]

VM: ... NONE OTHER THAN HOLLYWOOD HOGAN ! What do you have to say to that now,
    smartass ?

BC: One thing... Earl Hebner... get your ass out of here. I have brought my own
    referee for tonight. Come on down !

[ The arena erupts as the Rock's music starts playing. ]

BC: Oh... I forgot that there's one more stipulation: win, lose or draw... the
    Rock gets a shot at the WWF World Title at the December In Your House.

[ Vince McMahon's smile turns into stone and he orders Hollywood Hogan to attack
  Brian Christopher which he does as the match begins. ]