CB = Chris Benoit
JR = Jim Ross
KS = Ken Shamrock


JR: Ladies and gentlemen... please welcome a true icon of the WWF... the former
    champion, "The Crippler" Chris Benoit !

[ Chris Benoit comes to the ring to a huge ovation sporting the usual poker 
  face...]

JR: Chris... we all know what happened. Brian Christopher tried to screw with
    your head in a major way and got you to mistake Ken Shamrock - your friend -
    for having attacked you. Do you have anything on your mind right now ?

CB: Yes, as a matter of fact I do, Jim. Ken... I know you're back there. Please
    come to the ring.

[ After a couple of seconds, Ken Shamrock's theme music starts playing and he
  comes to the ring staring holes into Benoit. ]

CB: Ken... thanks for giving me this opportunity. I know I made a mistake. You
    helped me. I should have known but in the heat of the moment, sometimes
    things happen.

[ Ken Shamrock rips the microphone from Benoit's hand. ]

KS: Things HAPPEN ?!? The only thing that happened was that you grabbed me in
    the stupid submission hold of yours and choked me out. And now you're
    coming out here trying to sweet-talk your way out of this ? Brother, I've
    maimed people for less !

JR: Now, Ken... why don't you just cool off ? I mean, the man is trying to
    apologize to you for crying out loud !

KS: Crying out loud ? What a nice term 'cause that's exactly what you are
    going to do, Chris, when I snap on that ankle lock of mine and tear your
    ligaments !

[ Ken Shamrock throws the microphone down in front of Chris Benoit, flips
  him off and power-walks back to the locker room while Chris Benoit looks on
  shaking his head. ]