JR = Jim Ross
VM = Vince McMahon


JR: Vince, I have been told you have something important to say about the
    WWF title and the Royal Rumble. Is that so ?

VM: You're absolutely correct, Jim Ross. The WWF board of directors had a 
    five-hour long meeting behind closed doors and have come to a conclusion
    concerning the future of the WWF title.

JR: And that conclusion is ?

VM: The WWF board of directors passed a unanimous vote to reinstate The Rock as
    the reigning WWF champion... pro...

JR: You're saying that The Rock has not been fired ?!?

VM: ... provided he agree to give a title shot to whomever wins the Royal Rumble
    tonight at WrestleMania. Should The Rock loses the title, his contract will
    remain terminated.

[ The Rock's music starts playing over the PA system and The Rock walks down
  the ramp with a mike in his right hand and a bottle of water in his left. ]

TR: So you jabronie are telling The Rock that all he has to do to keep his
    title is wrestle whatever candy-ass wins the Royal Rumble ?

VM: That's the deal... whoever it is. What's your decision ?

TR: I promise you one thing, Vince... whoever wins the Royal Rumble... it
    doesn't matter who wins the Royal Rumble because I'm gonna take this bottle
    here, fill it with monkey piss and shove it so far down that jabronie's
    throat that it'll come right out of his ass again ! If you smeeeeeelllll
    what The Rock... is cookin' !

[ The Rock's music once again fires up as he leaves the stage. ]