TR = The Rock
HH = Hollywood Hogan
VM = Vince McMahon

TR: You know what, Huckster ? Your candy-ass just made my day. There you are
    thinking you fooled The Rock and pulled a fast one on him. The Rock says
    The Rock knows a jabronie that's going to give you a death scare... if
    you smeeeeeeeeellll what McMahon is cookin' !

[ Vince McMahon leaves the announcer position and enters the ring with a
  mike in hand. ]

VM: Hollywood Hogan... after your actions of the past weeks, the WWF 
    championship committee has come to the conclusion to give your title shot
    to a more deserving wrestler. You have changed the outcome of more than just
    one title match - for selfish reasons. That has been deemed unacceptable
    behaviour and for that reason, you will not face The Rock at WrestleMania.

HH: You know you can't do that, Vince ! I won the Royal Rumble and the WWF
    rulebook clearly states that the winner of the Royal Rumble is entitled to
    face the WWF Champion at the WrestleMania immediately following the Rumble.
    Don't you try to pull a fast one on me !

VM: Sorry, Hulk, but you overlooked something. It clearly states "unprofessional
    conduct by a wrestler voids all scheduled title matches for a period of 90
    days". For that reason, Chris Benoit will get the title shot at The Rock at
    WrestleMania and The Rock is reinstated with a three-year contract as of
    this minute.

HH: You know as well as I do that no such rule exists !

VM: We added it this morning.

HH: But... but...

VM: However, if you really want that title match so badly, the committee has
    decided to offer you a new contract for WrestleMania. In case you accept it,
    Chris Benoit will face the winner of the WrestleMania match at the next In
    Your House thereafter.

TR: You're going to want to hear this, jabronie !

HH: Rock... your ass belongs to me ! McMahon - I accept the contract, whatever
    it states !

VM: Very well... so the WrestleMania match between The Rock and Hollywood Hogan
    is back on. If Hogan wins, he will get the WWF World Title, and The Rock
    will be out of the WWF. However, if The Rock wins, Hollywood Hogan will have
    to retire from the WWF and The Rock will be reinstated. Thank you very much,
    gentlemen. We all have business to attend to.